Top 10 Reasons Zombies eat Human Flesh
#4. Adults Are Almost 25 Pounds Heavier than 40 Years Ago, says CDC. Americans of all ages are "dramatically" heavier and slightly taller than they were back then, according to the CDC. "On average, both men and women gained more than 24 pounds between the early 1960s and 2002," says the CDC in its report, Mean Body Weight, Height, and Body Mass Index, United States 1960-2002. Bigger and taller Americans translate to not being able to easily escape their dinner partners. Bigger and taller also means larger servings for the undead.
#3. About two-thirds of your brain is composed of fats. But not just any kind. Your brain cells require very specialized fats – the same ones that built the brains of your prehistoric ancestors and enabled them to learn and evolve at such a fast rate. These same fats are even now being incorporated into the very structure of your brain.